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    “I suppose the latest thing is to sit back
              and let Mr. Nobody 
                 from Nowhere 
            make love to your wife.” 
    - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

    “Well, then, Otter, of course I don’t like Bundt cake. It has eggs in it. Baby chicken eggs. You don’t see chickens standing outside of maternity wards waiting to get our babies to make their Bundt cake, do you?” 
    -T.J. Klune, Who We Are

    “Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?” 
    -Regina Griffin

    “Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.” 
    -Carroll Bryant

    “If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen” 
    -Foster "Raul" Mkhabele

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